Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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