I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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