You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
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