i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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