the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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