its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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