the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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