Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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