can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
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