I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
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