Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
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