The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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