Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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