so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
The adults are the big ones right?
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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