I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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