I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Randomize
