Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
The struggles of a small town man whore
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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