worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
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