we have pet lesbian snakes
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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