dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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