I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
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