No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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