So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
These tits shall not be calmed
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize