I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
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