Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
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