He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Rumble strips road head = magical
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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