so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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