It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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