no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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