Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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