I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Boobs are out for the taking
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
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