on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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