turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Two words: nipple clamps
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