Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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