When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
Shame is for Republicans.
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