What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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