Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
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