Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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