love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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