your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
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