You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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