there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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