are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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