whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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