if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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