Fine. I'll sleep in my office
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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