i would punch a child for taco bell
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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