There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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