Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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