im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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