I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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