school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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